Shall I Compare Thy Nipples to a Summer's Day?

so the hilarious ladies over at Smart Bitches Trashy Books wrote a hysterical post about nipples. here are some lovely pierced specimens.

do yourselves a favor and go check it out. caveat - please do not be eating or drinking while you read it. I do not want to be responsible for anyone choking and/or damaging their computer when spitting out whatever beverage they happen to be consuming. best laugh I've had in a long time.

my entry even received an honorable mention, yay! don't ask me where the AA battery idea came from. I have no clue. a fit of mania perhaps? we may never know.